DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT
When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for
Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend
I met a nice cat on the way home
He’s trying to remember your scent so when the feline uprising happens he’ll know to spare you for your intimate kindness
just this guy’s laugh
holy shit i’m crying ngl
That should not have been as funny as it was!
OH MY WORD
GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT
"they have angered the machine!!"
I’m genuinely in pain from laughing