officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

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bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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inferiorflannel:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

nyoom

inferiorflannel:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

nyoom

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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